Monday, March 16, 2020

Everyone telecommuting.

Stephen, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?

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  1. Capital of Texas RefugeeWednesday, March 18, 2020 9:02:00 PM

    "No, Clem Fandango, I can't hear you."

    "I still can't hear you."

    "Perhaps you should come in here so I can hear you."

    *punches Clem Fandango's face repeatedly until his useless glasses break*

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, CLEM FANDANGO.
    YES, YOU CAN HEAR ME NOW, CAN'T YOU, CLEM FANDANGO.
    NEVER FORGET, CLEM FANDANGO, I AM THE FUCKING TALENT HERE.
    YOU ARE AN INTERN WHOSE FACE I NOW ENJOY PUNCHING.
    GO BACK TO YOUR CHAIR, CLEM FANDANGO.

    ...

    Admit it, this is the Jeremy Clarkson version you'd like to see. :-)

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