Stephen, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
Monday, March 16, 2020
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Robots, Rabbits and Sarcasm. Come for the snark - stay for the random punctuation and nonlinear narrative. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Stephen is too busy surfing Sea Doo's....
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ReplyDelete"No, Clem Fandango, I can't hear you."
ReplyDelete"I still can't hear you."
"Perhaps you should come in here so I can hear you."
*punches Clem Fandango's face repeatedly until his useless glasses break*
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, CLEM FANDANGO.
YES, YOU CAN HEAR ME NOW, CAN'T YOU, CLEM FANDANGO.
NEVER FORGET, CLEM FANDANGO, I AM THE FUCKING TALENT HERE.
YOU ARE AN INTERN WHOSE FACE I NOW ENJOY PUNCHING.
GO BACK TO YOUR CHAIR, CLEM FANDANGO.
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Admit it, this is the Jeremy Clarkson version you'd like to see. :-)