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November
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- I think Magic Leap got tired of getting punched in...
- lame.
- Charts always look like this in booming economies.
- Some houses have fallen to 2007 prices again.
- Maybe those things are ya know - connected.
- I'm just posting this to see you all lose your minds.
- Everyone is being super phoney today.
- I do love me some crazy.
- While everyone else is freaking out about tear gas...
- 4K is a giant con.
- Frys Electronics circling the drain. Again.
- Forget tinfoil hats.
- Battery 68% charged.
- I'm just really sick of this conversation.
- From the tard in me.
- When brown isn't oppressive enough.
- Castles are impossible to offload.
- Cars have been weak lately so I got you a heli.
- I don't talk about Nvidia that much because I used...
- No title
- I got one those 4 am Nest smoke alarm fire drills....
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- For every list of projects you have, there exists ...
- California.
- Today I am going to talk about my love for infomer...
- All of a sudden Silicon Valley is like - we don't ...
- That's a new excuse for sure.
- It took a lot longer to unwind than I thought.
- How far do stocks have to fall before the DOW goes?
- America is waking up to the fact that we have to t...
- This is why white wasn't my first choice.
- Circling back around.
- Dark humor is the only real humor.
- Just saw video of the Meuller protest in in Timesq...
- Yesterday I realized I needed to put my eyeroll on...
- That poor woman.
- I knew it!
- Lidar spotting.
- More vineyards.
- OMG people. We get to vote on daylight savings time.
- Very patchy this year.
- NPC's showing up in real life.
- Keeping it 100.
- In Flat.
- Surprise!
- Real Estate says the market is lying.
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November
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“I see. The number of internal disciplinary charges you have laid against your men,” and here the Patrician picked up a much thicker document, “seems somewhat excessive. I see no fewer than one hundred and seventy three offenses of eyeballing, earlobing and nostrilling, for example.”
ReplyDelete“Sah!”
“Nostrilling, Acting Captain?”
“Sah!”
“Oh. And I see, ah yes, one charge of ‘making his arm fall off in an insubordinate way’ laid against Constable Shoe. Commander Vimes has always given me glowing reports about this officer.”
“’E’s a nasty piece of work, sah! You can’t trust the dead ones!”
Terry Pratchett "The Fifth Elephant"