Robots, Rabbits and Sarcasm. Come for the snark - stay for the random punctuation and nonlinear narrative. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Someone got pissed off at a white van driver and decided to jam a corkscrew through the van's hood?You wacky Californians ...Here we don't put holes in vans with corkscrews.We are civilized people who use guns instead. :-)
I guess it didn't occur to me that those cars wouldn't have hood ornaments until you pointed it out. Makes it funnier.
A Swiss army knife would be funny. But what if it falls out and you need to open a can?
Someone got pissed off at a white van driver and decided to jam a corkscrew through the van's hood?
ReplyDeleteYou wacky Californians ...
Here we don't put holes in vans with corkscrews.
We are civilized people who use guns instead. :-)
I guess it didn't occur to me that those cars wouldn't have hood ornaments until you pointed it out. Makes it funnier.
ReplyDeleteA Swiss army knife would be funny. But what if it falls out and you need to open a can?
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