A couple of weeks ago Alpha contractor walked up to me and said "you are going to have to caulk around that toilet".
Me - Okay.
Him - Since the floor is black, you're going to need to find some black caulk.
Me - Do they even sell black caulk?
Him - Yeah.. but don't ask anyone in the store for it.
Me - Why? Ooooh.
Well.. I put that project off for a while, and now its time to make sure the inspectors don't flag that toilet for not being caulked. I tried to buy it from Amazon, but they don't have any quick shipping. And I obviously need it this week.
This morning Alpha contractor asked me if I'd found any yet. To which I had to tell him no, and ask politely if he could pick some up.
I don't know why adding the word black makes this whole thing funny. I could go anywhere and ask for caulk. But add the word black to it, and it makes everyone laugh.
Soooo...?
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