Sunday, March 03, 2019

The universe was just not on my side today.

8 comments:

  1. You're still talking so it could be worse!

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  2. Some days just fight you with everything they have. That was yesterday.

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  3. This might cheer you up.

    https://youtu.be/ZiNR3kTq_pc?t=8

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  4. That did really cheer me up. Where do they do that? It would make Californians heads EXPLODE. Now do those giant earth moving trucks!

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  5. I'll never tell...

    https://youtu.be/Vx1oXXScuow?t=3

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  6. I don't think I will ever tire of watching guys strap rockets to their ass.

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  7. Don't forget the vimmins!

    Let's get our ass to Mars

    https://media.glamour.com/photos/56965a0816d0dc3747efdfee/master/w_1600,c_limit/inspired-2016-01-mars-astronauts-main.jpg


    and some music to go with it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UHJTD-LBPA

    Here it is in english. It loses something in translation.

    Mum already told me:
    Eat an apple every day.
    Also met-to-go and cod liver oil,
    If, then organic and vegan!
    Now I eat more sausage than bread,
    Healthy I hate death.
    I really like cholesterol
    and the new neighbor.
    I'm not a great pike,
    a sip, sometimes a woodpecker.
    That's moral, moral,
    Morally highly reprehensible.
    Power, make you stupid,
    And is prohibited on top of that!
    That's moral, moral,
    Morally highly reprehensible.
    What a mess!
    And I'm like this: "I'm here!"
    And I'm like this: "I'm here!"
    Now I fry myself a Schnitzel,
    Nicely roasted in oil and lard.
    I think about it,
    What else am I allowed to do?
    Do not heat vegetables too hot,
    Careful with blonde jokes,
    Best fun
    For every kind of minority.
    That's moral, moral,
    Morally highly reprehensible.
    Power, make you stupid
    And is prohibited on top of that!
    That's moral, moral,
    Morally highly reprehensible.
    'No big mess!
    I just say, "I'm in!"
    That's moral, moral,
    Morally highly reprehensible.
    That's moral, moral,
    Morally highly reprehensible.
    Power, make you stupid
    And is prohibited on top of that!
    That's moral, moral,
    Morally highly reprehensible.
    What a mess!
    And I'm like this: "I'm here!"

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  8. Space....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp7Q26XIjLQ

    click me..you know you wanta!

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