Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Dear Jeffrey Immelt. Fuck you.

"Jeffrey Immelt (r.) is reportedly disgusted by Obama’s allegiance to growth-killing policies. Friends describe Immelt as privately dismayed that, even after three years on the job, President Obama hasn’t moved to the center, but instead further left. The GE CEO, I’m told, is appalled by everything from the president’s class-warfare rhetoric to his continued belief that big government is the key to economic salvation." Source.

One of the things that pisses me off the most about the current climate of politics is how the filthy rich poisoned the well.

Oh, we don't mind paying our fair share, they said. "I've never made a decision based on taxes", I saw one filthy rich dude say. Which was fucking amazing, because I am not filthy rich, and every decision I make financially is partially based on tax repercussions. "Tax us more!" they said. Bill Effing Gates was even trying to get an international Global Tax imposed.

So, what do you think a tried and true socialist President would do? Take them up on their offer of course. And now they are fucking crying?! Fuck all of you. I hope you get a energy efficient light bulb crammed up your asses.

When I look at the occupy movement, I see it being directly spawned from the passive filthy rich. "Lets see if we can get this asshole to tax all of these people more!", they said loudly. But silently they thought "because I know my team of lawyers and accountants will be able to find me enough deductions so it won't matter to me". The whole time egging on the unions - because, the really rich are just completely embarrassed how little they pay in taxes. They would gladly let President Money Bags redistribute their wealth. Because they are so lame, they can't even write a check themselves. Their dishonestly on display for all to take advantage of. Warren Buffett. Showing themselves as an example of all that is wrong with the world. Pitting poor against rich.

And who would have known Immelt was a republican. I thought he was a tick on the Presidents ball sack.

I watched time after time while titans of Silicon Valley bellied up to the government bar. This was after they'd spent their whole careers operating outside of government control. They started putting people like Steven Chu and Al Gore on boards of directors, just so they could gain political and financial pull. Then said, we didn't get your money fair enough. So, we must get President Money bags to embrace a global tax. So the UN of all people, could full fill some Global Poverty Act. THE UN!

And then, the real salt in the wound is this article was written by Charley Gasparino. The apologist for all bad behaviour on wall street. If there is a naked shorting story, out will pop Jim Cramer. If there is an MF Global style fraud, out pops Charley to explain why they weren't really stealing any ones money.

Makes me wonder if he thinks President Money Bags might not win, and now his buddy will have to go back into the civilian world. And he's here to tell us why we wasn't a bad guy, he was just trying to change the administrations mind. Well, except for that part where he took all of our money for his shitty douchebaggy light bulbs.


  1. The Captain sent me here. I have no particular aversion to a well-deserved "Fuck you." But the tick comment ... .hilarious!

    I must admit a good deal of admiration and jealousy regarding your blog name. That's just perfect in every way.

    *bows to your awesomeness*

  2. I guess it's just a love fest all around. If you could make your nym into a license plate, you would wind up on my blog. Oh, wait - you're already here.

    You saw this. Right?

  3. Ha! My mom always feared I'd end up on a license plate. Wait. That wasn't it. She feared I'd end up on license plate duty at the local pen.


  4. Ney Jeff Immeltyourstock, FUCK YOU !!!!