Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Audi's and donuts.

When I first saw this car - I imagined this guy driving his wife nuts. The words "we can't have anything nice" popped into my head.

But then I remembered that chicks never drive these cars and therefore wouldn't see the floorboard on his side littered with crumb donut debris. Men could house their entire porn collection under the seats of these cars and women would never find it.


  1. No eating in the new car. As soon as you start allowing food, you no longer have a new car.

    It takes at least one coffee spill to properly 'break in' a new car.

  2. Food completely destroys the factory air. It's a fact. Google it.

    Mmmmmm. Coffee.

    Thankfully these Audi's probably don't have a drink cup.