Robots, Rabbits and Sarcasm.
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Monday, September 18, 2017
So...... I was at my doctor today explaining robocalls and how to tell if the person on the other line is real or not. Ya'll do that with your doctors.... right?
Yeah, I'm not a fan either. But they force me to come in and I"m not sick - so we usually just wind up chatting about all kinds of crap. But I thought it was funny when my doctor says - did you know that people can call you who aren't real people.
I try to stay away from doctors because what they don't know is usually pretty good at having a shot at killing me or making me much worse off.
ReplyDeleteMy fave dumbass idea of all time: giving me an antibiotic in the hospital that gave me gallstones.
BTW, doc: I fixed that for ya, the ultrasounds say so.
So, no, I don't have those kinds of conversations with doctors. Ever.
Must be nice though. :-)
(BTW, captcha, why can't I click on things I like, such as that Russian sign? Why does it have to be boring cars?)
Yeah, I'm not a fan either. But they force me to come in and I"m not sick - so we usually just wind up chatting about all kinds of crap. But I thought it was funny when my doctor says - did you know that people can call you who aren't real people.
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