This is the creepiest thing EVAR.

For Mr S's birthday last month we upgraded cell phones. Which would never have been a post. Until.... you wake up one morning and you've got an Amber Alert on your phone. Of course, this has never happened before. I've own a cell phone for probably a decade. Apparently though, on my new phone - I had to figure out how to turn off the "GOVERNMENT ALERTS".

Self I said - I didn't know President Money Bags has the equivalent of a red phone straight to me. So he can alert me that some child is missing or whatever tickles his fancy. But what is even more effing creepy is that the "presidential alert" button is non clickable. YOU CAN NOT TURN IT OFF. The other two types of alerts aren't sufficient for PMB. I hope he doesn't go all Hugo Chavez and start to give long droning speeches. I'm pretty pissed about this actually. I shouldn't be forced to listen to anything the President says. FOR ANY REASON! Get that Samsung? It positively like mother Russia!