Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Release the... lizards?

So.... I've got a garden lizard. Which normally is the most boring story in the world. But I'm an organic gardener Yo! And he's become huge.

Oh. Yes I am. You don't know me.

Apparently if you don't try at all, these guys will hang around.
While trying to get my cucumbers established I realized lizards are the solution to all of our bug removing needs. Like those mass locust swarms. And I've got a way to monetize it!

When they over run you, you can make handbags out of them. Circle of life Yo. Can you do that with a mantid. No. No you can't.

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