Thursday, November 14, 2019

When they start putting hands on robots.



They are going to go on strike and throw up the robot black power fist.

Robots are boring me right now. The market right now is basically nothing but robot arms. Which all basically look the same. When they all band together there are just going to be rows of arms with their fists in the air.

In other news - your robot overlords are not as capable as everyone was freaking out about. Like I said a million times.

Boeing’s Humans Step In After Robots Fumble 777 Jet Assembly.

"Planemaker will rely instead on people assisted by machines"

All of those articles about how robots were going to take your jobs was a level of despair brought on by a horrible economy and irrationality. Robots have many shortcomings.

7 comments:

  1. Pretty good motion capture I have to say.

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  2. My first three thoughts ...

    When does Ron Jeremy get one of these?

    When do we get a robotic Ron Jeremy with one of these?

    Those somewhat uncanny valley kawaii-bot porn star robot hotties, will we have Robo-Porn with T-800 Ron Jeremy and them to replace the human porn stars?

    Porn stars are high maintenance, and there's probably an audience for some people who not only want to cozy up to the uncanny valley, but also want to give it a rockin' good shag.

    YOU CAN'T STOP PROGRESS :-)

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  3. Hurp. I don't really understand the Ron Jeremy thing. I've seen his junk and I still don't get it.

    I am trying to figure out if I would watch guys try these things out. Guys do stupid enough stuff and it's not really funny until someone gets hurt.

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  4. Capital of Texas RefugeeSunday, November 17, 2019 8:27:00 PM

    "Hey, dude, got a few bucks? I need to get my sub-inguinal tactile valve assembly replaced."

    "Man, it's not my problem that your super-strength arm gave your robotic junk a hernia, you go lay that hardware problem on someone else."

    In the future, there won't be a show called "Sex Sent Me to the ER" ...

    Instead, there will be a show featuring bums asking for money on the streets so they can fix their sex-related mechanical problems at the cyborg junk yard.

    AND THIS GOLDEN WONDER IS GOING TO HELP MAKE THAT HAPPEN :-)

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  5. Traci Lords is an alien comedian, you do know that, right?

    :-)

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