Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Why do the people who spam me have to be suck suck asses? For some reason it makes it particularly annoying. Wait- they actually made something that wasn't annoying any more, back into something that was annoying. Spam is such a part of daily life, you kind of get used to it. But all of them are buttcrawlers now.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see the comment spam once Google picks up this post for the term buttcrawler. Maybe your keywords just aren't interesting enough to attract the premium spammers.

she said: said...

Wow. Are you saying my spammers are calling me a loser by trying to massage my ego?! That's briliant. Wait. Maybe they have a point. Hahahah.

I'm trying to think of what premium spammers are now. I mean, porn is so 1990's.

What would you suggest?

Anonymous said...

Well, we're not in the premium league yet, but if your looking for spam . . . we've invented an arcade condom that prevents your games from getting buttcrawled (see what I did there?) when transporting a game. They come in two sizes, regular and 4play.

she said: said...

Hahahah.

I think 'want' is too strong of a word. I guessing I'm going to get it whether I want it or not. It might as well entertain me in some way.