Wednesday, November 22, 2006

An addition to Supermarket hell.

5. Don't get in line until you are completely ready to check out. Don't send your whole family out to "find things", be completely rung up and walking away - only to "get one more item". And if that item you can't live without is shrimp of all things, don't pay with a coupon. And when the checker tells you the price is over 17 dollars say "17 bucks for shrimp"? What are you new?

Items 1-4 from my rant about shopping.

1. If you are going to write a check, make half of it out while you are waiting. Not after you get to the checker. You know what f-ing store you are at. Fill it in, and sign it.

2. Don't park your cart in the middle of the f-ing isle. It takes two seconds to put it on one side or the other so people can easily pass. I know you think you are just going to be a second... but you aren't. So f-ing put the cart to the side.

3. If you are going to spend half a day comparison shopping for spaghetti paste, be considerate and let other people grab their items.

4. If you are feeling a little lonely and want to have a long meaningful conversation with the checker. DON'T! Unless you are the only person in line.

1 comment:

  1. Amen. Luckily, my being unemployed meant that I got all my shopping done yesterday and can now sit home watching the news coverage of the horrible traffic.