It's times like these that I realize my twitter feed is fully overweight people I do not agree with. Sometimes I wake up and I'm like - who the elf are these people? How did they get into my feed? Then I think - oh right. Follow what your enemy is saying.

I mean I could be following terrorists. And one day I said - yeah - lets follow this crazy. I'm sure there are more than a handful of unapologetic socialists. Since I can't group my batshit crazies together it's always a bit of a mystery if I'm following them because I like them. Or I'm following them because I don't like them.