Made from the tears of baby seals.

I forgot to get candy this weekend, so I ran out this morning. Sifting through the dregs I spotted a whole shelf of this.

The name, of course, caught my attention - but the price made me laugh. It is more than 2x's what all the other candy costs. I loves me some dark chocolate - but shit. For the price, this should be infused with white rhino horns.