Saturday, February 22, 2020

THIS is what keeps you putting coins in the slot.



It's been a minute since I have turned up anything that truly delighted me. At Chez Snarkolepsy you can put in a lot of effort for very little return. Hence the title. But, every once in a while you get that payoff..... and that is why you keep rolling the dice.

Which is how we found a BMW wrapped in SUEDE. I will wait for you to stop laughing. I don't care what you think. Some things are so stupid they are great.

I don't know how you wash it. Maybe dry-clean only. But I just love it to death.

When I walked up to it I thought it was a new kind of distressed paint. Until the guy said - FEEEL IT.



Same shot with a different camera with exposure turned up.





5 comments:

  1. "... we found a BMW wrapped in SUEDE ..."

    Looks like ass.

    No, seriously, it looks like some rapper's girlfriend's ass in a suede jumpsuit.

    :-)

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  2. OH! It would be hilarious if the owner stepped out in a suede jumpsuit.

    It doesn't matter how it looks. It only matters how it FEEEEEEELS.

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  3. Plus you are missing the real beauty of this. It's a poor mans Vanta Black.

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  4. Give me ten minutes with that car and every dirty word I can think of will be all over it....along with dick pics....lots and lots of dick pics.

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  5. "... lots and lots of dick pics ..."

    BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
    OF THIS INCREDIBLE MEAT PRODUCT INSIDE

    Keep it classy, leaper. :-)

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