Yesterday, to gain visitor access at a corporation, I had to sign a non disclosure agreement. Which is standard.

BUT - I also had to sign an agreement to recycle. Two separate signatures. Seriously.

To be honest, I didn't read the whole recycle part added onto the NDA because my eyes were locked in the up position. So, I wasn't sure if I had to recycle anything I came into contact with. Or commit to a life of recycling.

I seriously had a half full coke and I was paralyzed on what I should do with it to throw it away. It's recyclable, but it's wet. Uuuuuh. Fuck!