Me - Have you heard of this new term called Liberal Conservative?
Him - Noooo. Who calls themselves that?
When I told him, he says - that sounds like a platform that appeals to no one.
I was confused and asked him why.
Him - Because deep down when you tell someone you're a Conservative the other side thinks you are a Nazi. And if you tell people you are a Liberal, deep down people think you are a commie. So it's just super confusing because when you call yourself a Liberal Conservative people are only going to hear the part they don't like.
But, I thought you all would like to know this is a new category in California. I think it basically means they want to keep their money, but also your money.
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Are you jelly yet?
ReplyDelete"Liberal Conservative"
Liberal view: Oh, look, someone thinks he can negotiate with crazy.
Conservative view: Oh, look, someone thinks he can negotiate with crazy.
Anarchist view: Oh, look, someone thinks he can negotiate with crazy.
Marxist view: Oh, look, our new negotiator has arrived.
:-)
Other names include:
Cuckservative
Brooks Brothers Leftist
Vichy Conservative
Jimmy Carter Republican
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
... so, not a new category, you just don't get out enough. :-)
The Mitt Romney thing had me laughing.
ReplyDeleteNo - usually I just don't give enough of a fuck to ask. I don't want to know people's inside thoughts. It's not conducive to my sanity in California.
"... usually I just don't give enough of a fuck to ask ..."
ReplyDeleteA wise move: Professor Falken can keep his game machine to himself.
People think that when they hear the words "anarcho-capitalist" that it's about making money from all of the Molotov cocktails and Molotov bread baskets that our beneficient adversaries have been kind enough to supply.
It's like they've never heard of the non-aggression principle.
Besides, we keep all of the best stuff for birthday parties.
Let's have a birthday party for the dumbest smart person ever to live ... Karl Marx!
It's all fun and games when the Marxists join in and enjoy the celebrations ... just before we roll out the Battlebots who will take swings at the giant Karl Marx piñata full of candy and explosives.
We know how to party without ever needing a Party. :-)