Sunday, April 05, 2020

It's raining and I'm playing Doom Eternal. Because I'm an adult.

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  1. Capital of Texas RefugeeTuesday, April 07, 2020 2:58:00 AM

    Appropriate. :-)

    "I'm really disappointed in this pseudo-apocalypse -- this virus should be much, much more lethal and target those who especially deserve it, such as smug Internet commenters and concern trolls."

    BEETCHES, DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND?

    That's the sound of me crossing the Rubicon in a cigarette boat with a rail gun mounted on it at speed. :-)

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  2. Capital of Texas RefugeeTuesday, April 07, 2020 6:31:00 PM

    Too fucking busy here to be playing vintage games or new games ...

    Meestah Leepah: I was going to guess that this was going to be Silver dropping a train on James Bond, but Jeremy Clarkson also works. :-)

    Google: Select all squares containing BICYCLES

    Me: FUCK YOU GOOGLE BICYCLES CAN GO TO HELL I AM CLICKING CARS

    :-)

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  3. Capital of Texas RefugeeWednesday, April 08, 2020 7:51:00 PM

    "... dingleberry in place of a butt to wag ..."

    That shit's nasty.

    Did you know that COVID-19 also spreads through fecal matter?

    LITERALLY CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP
    NOBODY'S GONNA WIPE YOUR ASS FOR YOU ANYMORE

    :-)

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