Robots, Rabbits and Sarcasm. Come for the snark - stay for the random punctuation and nonlinear narrative. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
"I have no idea why millennials are so into mermaids ..."*cough* "species fluid" *cough*It's the damned phytoestrogens in the soy, I'm tellin' ya! :-)*looks at that Wikipediabüro link more closely*GODDAMMITTTT I AM NOT GIVING UP BOURBON OR COFFEESO I WILL EAT EVEN MORE STEAKDEAL WITH IT VEGANS :-)
"I have no idea why millennials are so into mermaids ..."
ReplyDelete*cough* "species fluid" *cough*
It's the damned phytoestrogens in the soy, I'm tellin' ya! :-)
*looks at that Wikipediabüro link more closely*
GODDAMMITTTT I AM NOT GIVING UP BOURBON OR COFFEE
SO I WILL EAT EVEN MORE STEAK
DEAL WITH IT VEGANS :-)