Wednesday, September 05, 2018

I think we've reached peak crazy.......
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  1. Capital of Texas RefugeeWednesday, September 05, 2018 10:03:00 PM

    Nope nope nope ... we're nowhere near peak crazy yet.

    Go check out this year's "National Preparedness Month" for evidence that we're nowhere near peak crazy yet.

    Anonfleets have been SUDDENLY DISPATCHED with 500 mph speed tape and aluminum foil to Internet videos near you!

    But why not fuel the crazy with more crazy so it'll burn out faster?

    That's why when people ask me why I'm buying so much SPAM and stuff in cans right now, I just tell them it's all for "National Preparedness Month".

    "You actually eat SPAM? You can eat that much SPAM?"

    "Yup, only the Turkey SPAM though, the rest is evil pork products."

    "Are you Jewish?"

    "No, I just can't eat pork or even touch it, it's this thing called Pork-Cat Allergy. Also, I can't eat your cat, so there's that."

    "YOU'D EAT MY CAT IF YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC TO CATS?"

    "Well, that wouldn't be good for me or the cat, especially since most cats need a really thorough deworming ..."

    "YOU'RE SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT EATING MY CAT?????"

    "Actually besides being allergic to them, I tend to like the fuzzballs, but in a National Emergency we might have to recycle up the food chain, so ..."

    "OMG OMG YOU EAT CATS!"

    "No, I told you, I'm allergic to cats, can't eat them or touch them, just like pork and pigs. But in an emergency other family members may need a reliable food source and ..."

    "OMG YOU'D COOK MY CAT FOR A FAMILY BANQUET?"

    "Not exactly, I think it'd only feed one ..."

    "!!!!!!!!!! OMG!"

    ...

    FEED THE CRAZY, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

    NOT ALL RABBIT HOLES INTO CRAZY LOOK LIKE RABBIT HOLES

    SOME ARE LINED WITH STORIES ABOUT CATS

    :-)

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