Sunday, February 25, 2018

Sometimes my ADD grinds my brain to a halt. There are tons of words in there - I just have a hard time getting them out and I just kinda shut down.

So - basically I get a crazy kind of writers block. And after it gets to about three days it becomes hard to blog. Nothing seems worth being interesting enough to be "the thing" that breaks the blockade.

The more you know...

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  1. OMG SO MANY VORPAL WORDS GOING SNICKER-SNACK ...

    ... uh, yeah, about that ...

    I consider the obstacle to be the funny part, and so if I'm having trouble with words, I just ham up the problem, often at my own expense.

    MY BRAIN IS FULL OF JELLIED EELS AND I HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING THEM OUT!

    Then for the next hour, I try to write something funny about the jellied eels in my head ...

    "Day 3218: my employers have yet to detect the debilitating infestation of jellied eels in my brain, but I am afraid one of the employees may be on to me. Someone left a packet of Gummi Worms on my desk, unopened. Perhaps the Gummi Worms are a sign of solidarity between parasites, but I'm not so sure. Our office manager thinks they belong to one of the project manager's kids, but what sort of kid leaves an unopened pack of Gummi Worms behind? Clearly one who has something wrong with his head, that's what, and that's what I'm counting on, because the other possibility is far too bleak to contemplate with what's left of my brain matter after all these years."

    Naturally the key when driving through Hunter S. Thompson "writing bat country" is to drive farther into it so you can see more bats. :-)

    OH YOU HAVE "WRITER'S BLOCK" DO YOU
    YOU HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING SILLY ENOUGH TO IT YET
    HAVE YOU MOONED YOUR "WRITER'S BLOCK" LATELY?
    DON'T GET AN ARROW STUCK IN YOUR ASS LIKE BRAVEHEART :-)

    Right now the news is on, oh boy!

    BOKO HARAM VERSUS PROCOL HARUM: WHO WOULD WIN? :-)

    Everything's hilarious if you simply get into the right frame of mind.

    I WANTED TO GO TO THE OLYMPICS TO FAIL A DRUG TEST
    BUT I HAVE TO STAY AT HOME STONE COLD SOBER
    WITH YOUR SUPPORT I COULDA GOT A GOLD MEDAL
    YOU BASTARDS, NEXT TIME I'LL BE PART OF TEAM RUSSIA

    Of course, shouty text helps make it even more ridiculous. :-)

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