While we were laying in bed just now, Mr S and I had the following conversation.
Me - Do we still have ice creams on a stick?
Mr S. - I picked some up while I was at the store.
After smiling.
Me - I was wondering if you had the foresight to pick some up.
Mr S. - Yes, I had the forehead to pick some up.
After searching my memory banks to see if I had said forehead instead of foresight.
Me - I said foresight, not forehead.
Mr S. - Yeah, but my forehead is where I keep my mystical third eye which gives me foresight. And, in my butt I have my 4th eye which gives me hindsight.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
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Sarge must have a second mouth in his butt, because he's always talking out of his ass. OH! ouch!!
ReplyDeleteHaving a little work-out rage there hmmmm... MDG? Or maybe its soccer rage.
ReplyDeleteThe soccer? Yeah, hating it!
ReplyDeleteBut tonight tops it. I went to a PTA meeting, and actually had to talk to people. New people, and lots of them. GAK!
rofl!
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