Thursday, August 30, 2007

Fox News Alert: Princess Diana still dead!

I had no strong opinions about Princess Diana when she was alive, but I have grown to loathe Loathe LOATHE the cult of Princess Diana that has sprung up around her since her death. Hey Morons -- there is NO SUCH THING as a "People's Princess"! The terms are utterly incompatible. To be a "Princess" is to set yourself up as being better than the "People". That's what royalty is all about -- being better than the common folk. You can't be both.

If/when Paris Hilton dies in a car crash, I give it about one week before people start calling her "The People's Heiress".

5 comments:

  1. Please readers! I implore you. Don't say anything about JFK.

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  2. Did you laugh at the part in Amelie where the grocer is talking about his assistant pasting Princess Diana's head over the heads of lingerie models?

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  3. No! I didn't hear that. Why.. why would they do that?

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  4. Yeah, yeah! The grocer was a totall a$$ to his assistant, and would always be teasing him about his Diana obsession.

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  5. There was an article in the Oped section of the Washinton Post about this exact topic today. Made me laugh thinking about you Mr. S.

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