So - I leave you with this:
Andrew Zimmern from Bizarre Foods. The only man on earth who could make watching someone eat bizarre foods more disgusting than trying to eat them yourself.
The way he eats is just so distracting. I've never seen anyone, especially on TV, chew so loudly. If you don't loose your lunch over what he sticks in his mouth, you will by the sounds he makes. There must be some level of etiquette to eating pigs balls... isn't there?
I love that show, I hate the host.
ReplyDeleteThis site is much better.
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
People risk castration if they chew so disgustingly around me.
ReplyDeleteMDG - How do you manage to watch all the shows we watch? Separated at birth?
ReplyDeleteMoniker - you know Andrew would think castration was awfully tasty. The funny thing is I can put up with all the weird stuff he eats.. but that damn eating with his mouth open drives me crazy.
The eating with the mouth open, and that rodent like nibbling he does with his ginormous maw.
ReplyDelete"How do you manage to watch all the shows we watch? Separated at birth?"
It's a bit freaky huh? If we were not separated by the entire continent, I would be thinking "Staaalker!!"
I used to watch Dancing With the Stars on Mondays, this season, I'm over it, or as I tell Sarge "I would rather watch the fat man eat." But now I don't even watch him anymore, mondays are for FOOTBALL!!!
"If we were not separated by the entire continent, I would be thinking "Staaalker!!""
ReplyDeleteYeah....
By me? Or you?
Now you say " oh - I know she didn't just go there"!
I'm thinking it is more of a secret ploy to make me feel more comfortable revealing the trash TV I watch.