The Juicero’s CEO responds to this weeks criticism of his 400 dollar juicer saying "we don't sell Juice" we sell cut up pieces of fruits and vegetables that you have to put into our juicer.
Also, we can disable your fruit packs any time we want remotely in case of a food recall (we aren't HP and force you to buy our expensive ink packs. Sorry that last part is me). And since this shit is so fresh we nag you via an app so your packs don't expire. Fun time had by all!
As you can imagine - the internet erupts all over again. You have to see the comments.