Me - I'm thinking about going to a Hillary Clinton "thing" this week.
Him - How much does it cost?
Me - Just your soul.
Him - Oh, you should be fine then.
Me - Are you saying my soul has turned to dust?
Him - Well, I'm saying it's factory new in the box.
Me - So, your saying I've never had a soul?
He hesitates for reaction..
Me - Yeah. That's about right.