You don't hear that every day.

From the Daily Telegraph.

Aircraft crashes after crocodile on board escapes and sparks panic.

"It has now emerged that the crash was caused by the concealed reptile escaping and causing a stampede in the cabin, throwing the aircraft off-balance."

Oh come on! You know you want to make Samuel Jackson jokes.

I didn't even know you could tip a plane from it's orbit that way. I will make sure to be extra nervous next time I fly and there is a huge line for the bathroom.